Golly Jeepers it's been quite a long time!

I had all but forgotten my status as a Deviantartist. Had it not been for DA's monthly emails, this account would've been lost to the sands of time. I saw a preview for that movie, looks sort of silly to me. Speaking of movies, I recently saw 2012 with ~jamesonizzy. The special effects were rather stunning, but they had to be to make up for the lack of everything else.

Anyways, so much has happened in the last SIXTEEN MONTHS! I graduated university, got married, bought a house, had 3 kids, started a prostitution ring, got arrested, got divorced, lost custody of the kids, started a drug habit, got married again, and moved to Siberia!

I really cannot cover all that has happened this past year so I'm not even gonna bother trying. I guess I'll just pretend like I've been writing journals every couple days.

This weekend has been rather entertaining. Yesterday was the annual family Christmas party, and my lovely cousin made me break my sober streak. It was rather depressing actually, especially with the absence of ~jamesonizzy. He's off in university see? Learning and drinking and boning. Mostly drinking though. Silly boy.

Speaking of boning, there have been a couple of girls this last while. None of them really stuck though, so if your interested, I'm a total slut.

Speaking of sluts, I went to the Amherstburg Christmas parade this last week and I must say, pretty impressive. They had many things including, the most terrifying dancers you ever did see and a FIRE BREATHING TRUCK! Yeah, it gave me an erection.

Speaking of erections, my cadet career has reached a rather critical point as I gear up to write an exam for an aviation scholarship. I wrote a practise exam for it today, and it was surprisingly easy. I came out with a decent 85%, but that was without studying mind you.

Speaking of you, I love you.

This is the end of my end of my 16 month break from Deviantart. Look forward to more astounding journal entries within the next week.

Goodbye my faithful comrades and followers.